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Ducking Problems

I DON'T GIVE A DUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

I amazed my coworkers with this

IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY CLOSE A BROWSER TAB HIT CTRL+SHIFT+T Actual Advice Mallard

Tire Care Advice

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH A FLAT TIRE, SAVE A PICTURE ON YOUR PHONE TO USE AS A FUTURE EXCUSE. Actual Advice Mallard

Adri mallard advise

DON'T SPEND  THE MONEY YOU DON'T HAVE Actual Advice Mallard

We are not and it's really offending

DON'T TELL GERMANS THEY ARE NAZIS THEY ARE NOT Actual Advice Mallard

actual advice

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING BETWEEN BREAK AND BRAKE YOU BETTER CONSULT A F***IN DICTIONARY Actual Advice Mallard

The mods had to ban rape related jokes

IF YOU WANT A GOOD LAUGH VISIT R/BRAZIL Actual Advice Mallard

Chipolte lifehacks!

WHEN AT CHIPOLTE ASK FOR YOUR MEAT OF CHOICE. THEN AFTER THE 1ST SCOOP IS ON ASK FOR DOUBLE THIS WAY YOU DON'T GET RIPPED OFF ON YOUR 1ST SCOOP. Actual Advice Mallard

So simple

PLEASE REPLY ALL TO EMAILS. IT MAKES EVERYONE'S JOB EASIER. Actual Advice Mallard

So simple

PLEASE REPLY ALL ON EMAILS. IT MAKES EVERYONE’S JOB EASIER.  Actual Advice Mallard