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Send flowers to your wife anonymously, If she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you.

Send flowers to your wife anonymously, If she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you. Actual Advice Mallard
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If she writes smiley faces like (: rather than :) She's too young for you

If she writes smiley faces like (: rather than :) She's too young for you Actual Advice Mallard
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Women don't dress to impress men They dress to impress other women.

Women don't dress to impress men They dress to impress other women. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't waste time matching your bra and underwear your cat won't notice

don't waste time matching your bra and underwear your cat won't notice Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move

If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple you are going to start getting on their nerves no matter what you do

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple you are going to start getting on their nerves no matter what you do Actual Advice Mallard
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Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy normal yogurt and freeze it it tastes the same as frozen yogurt, because it is the same, and is cheaper

Buy normal yogurt and freeze it it tastes the same as frozen yogurt, because it is the same, and is cheaper Actual Advice Mallard
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No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed

No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed Actual Advice Mallard
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