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FOR ALL YOU DIABETICS OUT THERE

TAKE A SIP OF YOUR COFFEE BEFORE YOU PUT SUGAR IN IT WILL TASTE SWEETER AND YOU WILL USE LESS SUGAR Actual Advice Mallard
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To all the brussels sprout lovers and haters out there

PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE BRUSSELS SPROUTS AREN'T PICKY EATERS THEY HAVE A GENE THAT MAKES THEM TASTE INCREDIBLY BITTER Actual Advice Mallard
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yo dog

PEITER AND HIS SURF WANK WANK WANK Actual Advice Mallard
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GET A MASSAGE

IF YOU DON'T LOOK AFTER YOUR MUSCLES YOUR MUSCLES WON'T LOOK AFTER YOU. Actual Advice Mallard
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Sewage back-up

IF SEWAGE BACKS UP AND FLOODS YOUR BASEMENT CLOSE ALL HEAT VENTS IN THE HOME TO HELP KEEP THE SMELL FROM PERMEATING THE ENTIRE HOUSE Actual Advice Mallard
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Hiby guy

HI BY Actual Advice Mallard
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DUCK FACE

SELL SOMETHING TO ROEL? ADD A BACKFLIP TO THE SCRIPT Actual Advice Mallard
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PSA to drivers out there from a cyclist. Sometimes it's more convenient and even safer

JUST BECAUSE THERE IS A BIKE LANE DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE REGULAR ROAD Actual Advice Mallard
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I actually rig them, it's part of the job.

THE TICKET AND PRIZE DISPENSING GAMES AT FUN PARKS/AMUSEMENT PARKS/ANYWHERE ARE RIGGED TO A CERTAIN PAYOUT AND WILL PURPOSELY TRACK A USERS GAME CARD TO ENSURE YOU DON'T WIN TOO MANY TICKETS OR PRIZES. Actual Advice Mallard
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Ki legáal

KI LEGÁÁÁL Actual Advice Mallard
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