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Actual Advice Mallard

Just a reminder to my fellow Americans.

THE IRS TAX FILING DEADLINE IS TUESDAY, APRIL 15TH Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of just standing there.

WHILE YOU FILL UP YOUR GAS TANK CLEAN OUT THE TRASH IN YOUR CAR. Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice for people alone

DONT TRY TO FIND PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED SAME TOPICS AS YOU JUST DO WHAT DO YOU LIKE Actual Advice Mallard
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SO advice

IF YOUR SO ASKS YOU ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE THEY'RE NOT ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION, BUT REASSURANCE Actual Advice Mallard
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Going through it right now

IF YOU BREAK UP WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER DON'T CONTINUE TO TALK TO HIM/HER UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING ON GETTING BACK TOGETHER. IT ONLY MAKES IT MORE DIFFICULT. Actual Advice Mallard
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DAE Arnold Schwarzenegger after a day of lifting?

NOT LIFTING WEIGHTS BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID OF LOOKING LIKE A BODYBUILDER IS LIKE NOT DRIVING YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU FEAR BECOMING A FORMULA 1 DRIVER Actual Advice Mallard
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DAE Arnold Schwarzenegger after a day of lifting?

NOT LIFTING WEIGHTS BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID OF LOOKING LIKE A BODYBUILDER IS LIKE NOT DRIVING YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU FEAR BECOMING A NASCAR DRIVER Actual Advice Mallard
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throw it in the trash

IF SOMEONE TRIES TO SAVE A LIBRARY SEAT WITH A SHEET OF PAPER THROW IT IN THE TRASH Actual Advice Mallard
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Real good advice

KILL TIME, NOT PEOPLE. BECAUSE WHEN YOU KILL PEOPLE YOU WILL BE SERVING TIME. SO KILL TIME BY SERVING PEOPLE. Actual Advice Mallard
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Appreciate your Professors

IF YOUR PROFESSOR HAS BEEN KIND, HELPFUL AND CARING TELL THEM! IT MATTERS TO THEM MORE THAN YOU MAY THINK, AND WILL GIVE THEM THE MOTIVATION TO CONTINUE THAT WAY! Actual Advice Mallard
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