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Actual Advice Mallard

Know Whose You Are!

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT OTHERS SAY OR THINK ABOUT YOU. THEY ARE ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION. WHAT MATTERS MOST IS THAT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHOSE YOU ARE! Actual Advice Mallard
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THE DAMN PETS

NORMAL AND SECRET PETS ARE THE SAME AT S+ SECRET PETS JUST BEGIN WITH PRE-UPGRADED TRAITS Actual Advice Mallard
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Seriously, noobs.

REGULAR PETS ARE THE SAME AS SECRET PETS JUST WITH LOWER TRAIT BONUSES Actual Advice Mallard
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DOG TIMES

MY DOG IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOG Actual Advice Mallard
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That's cute

NIKDY NEZANEDBÁVAJ PSA MILUJE ŤA VIAC AKO SVOJ VLASTNÝ ŽIVOT Actual Advice Mallard
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Math Assistance

NEED TO MEMORIZE A FORMULA? PUT IT IN YOUR CALCULATOR AND PRESS ENTER, WHEN YOU NEED IT JUST PRESS THE UP ARROW TO VIEW YOUR HISTORY. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just do it.

IF YOUR GF SAID SHE BROKE UP WITH HER EX RECENTLY EITHER IF IT IS A CLOSE OR DISTANT RELATIONSHIP, MAKE HER PROVE IT IN SOME WAY. Actual Advice Mallard
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Nothing seems genuine once you tell everyone

IF YOU DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT Actual Advice Mallard
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This may be common sense but its also my personal rule whilst getting intimate

MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS GIVE YOUR GF/WIFE AN ORGASM BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING HER TOUCH YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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Aqua Vista Glass Pool Safety Tips

IF YOU WANT TO PREVENT YOUR KID FROM DROWNING ENSURE ALL POOLS ARE SAFE REGARDLESS OF THEIR LOCATION Actual Advice Mallard
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