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INSTEAD OF RIGHT CLICKING AND PRESSING

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To all those who drink their whiskey with ice:

DON'T DRINK YOUR WHISKEY WITH ICE AS THE COLD KILLS MOST OF THE FLAVOUR. IF YOU FIND IT TOO STRONG, ADD SOME DROPS OF WATER HICH CAN OPEN UP THE TASTE WITHOUT KILLING IT. Actual Advice Mallard

Aww damn, they forgot my ketchup

AT ANY FAST FOOD PLACE, WHEN THE MANAGER IS WORKING REGISTER ORDER WITH THEM, YOU CAN BE SURE THEY WILL GET YOUR ORDER EXACTLY RIGHT Actual Advice Mallard

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Closed the wrong tab?

  CLOSED THE WRONG TAB?             CTRL + SHIFT + T           Actual Advice Mallard

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Almost weekend

WHEN IT'S FRIDAY AND EVERYBODY LEAVES WORK TRY NOT TO BE THE FIRST ONE LEAVING, IT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CARE Actual Advice Mallard

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