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The duck

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE... THAT GWENDOLYN BLACKLEY IS THE MOST SEXY,FABULOUS,INTELLIGENT PERSON  AND IS FAR BETTER THAN AYLA.  Actual Advice Mallard

I never realized this till recently.

IF YOU THINK YOU JUST RAN A RED LIGHT CHECK TO SEE IF THE CAR BEHIND YOU MADE THE LIGHT TOO Actual Advice Mallard

Don't learn this the hard way...

IF YOU WANT TO SURPRISE YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND WITH SHOWER-SEX GIVE THEM FIVE TO TEN MINUTES SO THEY CAN PEE Actual Advice Mallard

To all non-smokers. This is just business

E-SMOKES IS NOT CREATED AS AN ALTERNATIVE FOR CIGARETTES IT IS CREATED TO MAKE NON-SMOKERES START SMOKING Actual Advice Mallard

INSTEAD OF ALL CAPS

 I'M CONSIDERING USING ALL MEMES Actual Advice Mallard

AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO ALL CAPS

 I'M CONSIDERING COMMUNICATING ENTIREL Y IN MEMES. Actual Advice Mallard

I have a very wise friend

MASTURBATE BEFORE MAKING ANY DECISIONS ABOUT SEEING YOUR EX Actual Advice Mallard

Bed Advice. We all need it.

PUT YOUR SHEETS BACK ON YOUR BED WHEN THEY'RE WARM THEY'LL BE LESS WRINKLED THAT WAY Actual Advice Mallard

Advice that will save your life

BUY COLD AND FLU MEDICINE AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE YOU NEED IT. WHEN YOU'RE SICK, YOU WON'T WANT TO GO OUT AND BUY ANY. Actual Advice Mallard

advice for the stinky ones

DO YOUR LAUNDRY MORE OFTEN. GIRLFRIENDS DON'T LIKE STINKY BOYFRIENDS. Actual Advice Mallard