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I Found Out About Leo the Hard Way

IF YOU RECORD LIVE EVENTS TO WATCH THEM LATER DONT GET ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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Library Display 3

IF YOUR KIDS SAY THEY DON'T LIKE TO READ MAYBE TRY SOME NONFICTION MATCHING THIER INTERESTS Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice Mallard SUBWAY

IF YOUR GOING TO ORDER 2 OF THE SAME TYPE OF 6-INCH SUBS AT SUBWAY JUST BUY A FOOTLONG. IT'S CHEAPER, YOU CAN PUT EXTRAS ON SPECIFIC HALVES, AND YOU CAN JUST CUT IT AT HOME. Actual Advice Mallard
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That dumb study about breastfeeding

WHEN YOU'RE ANALYZING DATA ABOUT BREASTFEEDING, IT'S MORE ACCURATE NOT TO LUMP ALL OF THE BABIES WHO BREASTFED TOGETHER, REGARDLESS OF HOW LONG THEY WERE BREASTFED. Actual Advice Mallard
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A Genuine Replacement for the bath

DO NOT USE ME AS A TOY FOR THE BATH I WILL DEFY YOUR GRUBBY HANDS TOUCHING ME Actual Advice Mallard
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how to keep your pyramid scheme running

WANT YOUR PYRAMID SCHEME TO RUN TAX FREE? REGISTER IT AS A RELIGION Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice meme

IF YOU WOULD COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE'S BOSS WHEN THE SERVICE IS BAD TRY TO COMMEND SOMEONE TO THEIR BOSS WHEN THE SERVICE IS GOOD Actual Advice Mallard
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It means cool, anyway.

IF YOU ARE NOT A COOL PERSON GET FUNNY SMART FRIENDS TO DEVELOP BETTER SENSE OF HUMOR Actual Advice Mallard
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Learned this the hard way

DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT. Actual Advice Mallard
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How's your mum to day

HEY CARLS MUM HOW ARE YOU DUCKY Actual Advice Mallard
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