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Some useful advice for those whose bread goes bad quickly

IF YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF KEEP THE SANDWICH BREAD IN THE FRIDGE Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO PAY LATE FEES BE SURE TO PAY RENT TODAY Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU GO ON AN ERASMUS+ EXPERIENCE, DON'T FORGET TO... ...KEEP YOUR HEAD ABOVE THE WATER! Actual Advice Mallard

Dead duck

GO LAND IN THE MARSH THEY SAID... SEIP WON'T BE THERE THEY SAID  Actual Advice Mallard

To all the people who haggle at everything possible.

PAYING A FEW MORE PENNIES ISN'T GONNA MAKE YOU ANY POORER AND THEM ANY RICHER Actual Advice Mallard

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PUT AN EXTRA PAIR OF HEADPHONES IN YOUR GYM BAG THAT WAY WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR REGULAR PAIR YOU HAVE A BACKUP Actual Advice Mallard

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I'll pick #2

SHARE THIS DUCK FOR NO REASONS. OR JUST BECAUSE YOU F*CKING LOVE DUCKS Actual Advice Mallard

I guess this wasn't understood?

IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE SAYS THAT YOU SHOULD GET A BEER TOGETHER ASK HER OUT FOR DRINKS Actual Advice Mallard

u fukin wot m8

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