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trolling duck

SHUT THE QUACK UP! Actual Advice Mallard

quackers

THE WHOLE DUCK

QUACK MAGNETS

THAT'S QUACK MAN I HAZ NO MAGENTIC IDEA Actual Advice Mallard

Mondays s

REALIZE ONE-SEVENTH OF YOUR LIFE IS ON MONDAY STOP SAYING

Cab Fare

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A CAB YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A BAR Actual Advice Mallard

AAM Recruitment Flyer

JOIN UNICAMP IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE      (WWW.UNICAMP.ORG/APPLY) Actual Advice Mallard

Gym mallard

DON'T GO IN GYM TO RUN ON TREADMILLS YOU WILL ONLY DEVELOP CERTAIN LEG MUSCLES BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT TURNING ANYWHERE(LEFT,RIGHT) TO DEVELOP OTHER MUSCLES Actual Advice Mallard

Gym Advice duck

DO NOT GO TO GYM IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT GO RUNNING Actual Advice Mallard

sleep yo, get it

DON'T PUT YOURSELF INTO A SLEEP DEFICIT A WEEK OF POOR SLEEP REQUIRES A WEEK OF EXTRA SLEEP TO RECOVER, DURING WHICH YOU WILL NOT BE AT YOUR BEST Actual Advice Mallard

Plan ahead...

BEFORE YOU ACT LIKE A TOTAL BITCH TO YOUR OWN MOTHER, REMEMBER... SHE HAS SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE SHE CAN INCLUDE IN HER WILL, AND THERE'S NO LAW SAYING SHE HAS TO INCLUDE YOU. CAPISCI? Actual Advice Mallard