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Actual Advice Mallard

It's always true!

IF YOU WANT THE BEST DISH IN A RESTAURANT PICK THE ONE THAT CONTAINS THE RESTAURANT'S NAME Actual Advice Mallard
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Common sense

DO NOT LET ANYONE TREAT YOU BADLY NO ONE. EVER Actual Advice Mallard
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Hiding Farts

DONT TRY TO HIDE YOUR FART WITH A COUGH IT IS MORE OBVIOUS THEN Actual Advice Mallard
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Washington State vs. Wake forest

WHILE WAKE FOREST HAS THE HOTTEST GUYS, THE WAZZOU HAS THE
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No Appreciation For Early Bday Gifts

DON'T BUY SOMEONE AN EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY ACTUALLY COMES AROUND THEY WON'T REMEMBER Actual Advice Mallard
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smart duck

ALLOW ME TO CIRCLE YOUR DECOYS 3 TIMES THEN DECIDE IM GONNA LAND BEHIND YOUR BLIND IN THE REFUGE Actual Advice Mallard
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Learned this little life hack from my GF while making dinner last night

DON'T HAVE A ROLLING PIN? A SMOOTH STURDY PLASTIC CUP WORKS JUST FINE Actual Advice Mallard
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Figured this in Pyshics class, feel so stupid for not realising sooner

IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AT NIGHT, PUT YOUR DUVET BACK AS IF YOU WERE STILL THERE THIS WAY IT RETAINS YOUR BODY WARMTH AND WILL BE WARM WHEN YOU GET BACK Actual Advice Mallard
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Get a Job mingies

GET A JOB Actual Advice Mallard
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To all the Germans out there!

SPEAKING THE
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