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It's always true!

IF YOU WANT THE BEST DISH IN A RESTAURANT PICK THE ONE THAT CONTAINS THE RESTAURANT'S NAME Actual Advice Mallard

Common sense

DO NOT LET ANYONE TREAT YOU BADLY NO ONE. EVER Actual Advice Mallard

Hiding Farts

DONT TRY TO HIDE YOUR FART WITH A COUGH IT IS MORE OBVIOUS THEN Actual Advice Mallard

Washington State vs. Wake forest

WHILE WAKE FOREST HAS THE HOTTEST GUYS, THE WAZZOU HAS THE

No Appreciation For Early Bday Gifts

DON'T BUY SOMEONE AN EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY ACTUALLY COMES AROUND THEY WON'T REMEMBER Actual Advice Mallard

smart duck

ALLOW ME TO CIRCLE YOUR DECOYS 3 TIMES  THEN DECIDE IM GONNA LAND BEHIND YOUR BLIND IN THE REFUGE Actual Advice Mallard

Learned this little life hack from my GF while making dinner last night

DON'T HAVE A ROLLING PIN? A SMOOTH STURDY PLASTIC CUP WORKS JUST FINE Actual Advice Mallard

Figured this in Pyshics class, feel so stupid for not realising sooner

IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AT NIGHT, PUT YOUR DUVET BACK AS IF YOU WERE STILL THERE THIS WAY IT RETAINS YOUR BODY WARMTH AND WILL BE WARM WHEN YOU GET BACK Actual Advice Mallard

Get a Job mingies

GET A  JOB Actual Advice Mallard

To all the Germans out there!

SPEAKING THE