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Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks and Hunting

SHOOT IT'S WILLIE Actual Advice Mallard
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For those of us too lazy to take the trash out

SPRINKLE SOME BAKING SODA ON TOP IT LIMITS THE SMELL Actual Advice Mallard
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Submitting Music for Airplay

WHEN YOU SEND YOUR MUSIC FOR RADIO AIRPLAY BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR FUCKING BAND AND/OR ALBUM NAME. Actual Advice Mallard
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Rational

BELIEVE BUT DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING BECAUSE DISAPPOINTMENTS COME FROM ALL OUR EXPECTATIONS Actual Advice Mallard
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DO IT!

DOWNVOTE MISUSED PUFFIN MEMES THEY'RE POINTLESS CIRCLE JERKS Actual Advice Mallard
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obama sucks!

IF YOUR PRESIDENT DOESN'T ABID BY THE CONSTITUTION MAYBE YOU SHOULD IMPEACH HIM! Actual Advice Mallard
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Worst to best go together, every relationship has it's ups and downs

NEVER BE WITH SOMEONE WHO LEAVES YOU AT YOUR WORST NEVER BE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS WITH YOU ONLY AT YOUR BEST Actual Advice Mallard
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I thought this was obvious, but some advice to the oatmeal post

FILL YOUR BOWL FULL OF WATER WHEN IT COMES TO DO DISHES LATER, THE OATMEAL WILL FALL RIGHT OUT Actual Advice Mallard
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just a tought

IF YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON FROM A ROOM YOU ARE IN THE WRONG ROOM Actual Advice Mallard
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Moderating Expectation

MAKING PLANS IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP? TRY NOT TO MAKE PLANS FURTHER IN THE FUTURE THAN HOW MUCH TIME HAS ALREADY PASSED IN IT. Actual Advice Mallard
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