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Gymnasie advice

VIL DU STARTE PÅ GYMNASIE? VÆLG HHX, DU KOMMER LANGT LÆNGERE I LIVET Actual Advice Mallard

Ugly duchess

WHEN WIXOM IS ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THE UGLY DUCHESS LOOK AWAY Actual Advice Mallard

Don't forget it, guys!

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I see this way too often

IF YOU GET PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE DO NOT TAKE YOUR SEATBELT OFF TO REACH FOR YOUR WALLET OR PURSE Actual Advice Mallard

Am i the only one who falls asleep when deciding to study

WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM TO STUDY COVER UP YOUR SELF, SO THAT YOU WONT GET COLD WHILE SLEEPING Actual Advice Mallard

have a questi

HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT LESSONS? ASK ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE Actual Advice Mallard

Job Search Duck

IF YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO JUST HAD AN IMPORTANT INTERVIEW DON'T ASK HOW IT WENT, WAIT FOR THEM TO BRING IT UP. Actual Advice Mallard

I always use this trick when meeting off craigslist

PICK A GAS STATION WHEN MEETING SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT WAY YOU CAN TELL THEM WHAT PUMP NUMBER YOUR PARKED AT SO THERE'S NO CONFUSION Actual Advice Mallard

As somebody who just started driving...

DON'T HONK YOUR HORN AT SOMEBODY SLOWER THAN YOU IF THEY'RE GOING THE SPEED LIMIT Actual Advice Mallard

bitch -.- pew pew

PEW PEW MOTHERFUCKER Actual Advice Mallard