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I get the entire pool to myself

GO TO THE GYM DURING FOOTBALL GAMES NO ONE IS EVER THERE Actual Advice Mallard

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WHEN REHEATING PIZZA IN THE MICROWAVE PUT A SMALL GLASS OF WATER IN WITH IT. IT AVOIDS MOISTURE TO THE DOUGH SO IT'S NOT SOGGY Actual Advice Mallard

don't become a jerk

BEFORE BITCHING UP ABOUT SOMEBODY TRY PUT YOURSELF IN HER/HIM SHOES Actual Advice Mallard

I can't believe this though came to me just now.

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Duck Dynasty lerl

NAH DON'T LISTEN TO US OTHER ANIMALS  YOUR SPECIES IS DOING A BANG UP FUCKING JOB ON ITS OWN Actual Advice Mallard

Duck Off

POLITICIANS ARE STEALING YOUR FUTURE STOP WORRYING                     ABOUT THE DUCK                     Actual Advice Mallard

Duck Off

POLITICIANS ARE STEALING YOUR FUTURE PHIL WILL BE FINE                     Actual Advice Mallard

holy shit

BELIEVE IT OR NOT.... THIS AINT A SWAN.... Actual Advice Mallard

To all new and struggling parents out there..

YOUR KIDS WILL FOLLOW WHAT YOU DO MORE THAN WHAT YOU SAY Actual Advice Mallard

It's for their own good

IF YOU HEAR A TEENAGER USE