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Actual Advice Mallard

HAMBRE COCINAR

CÁSATE CON ALGUIEN QUE SEPA COCINAR EL AMOR PASA, EL HAMBRE NO Actual Advice Mallard
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Good tip from my dad

HOLD YOUR DRINK IN YOUR LEFT HAND SO YOU'RE NOT FRANTICALLY SWITCHING AND WIPING YOUR HAND TO SHAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND Actual Advice Mallard
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Learned this the hard way

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND CHEATED ON HER LAST BOYFRIEND WITH YOU DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE CHEATS ON YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice Duck

MURDER SOMEBODY AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE BODY? DIG A 12 FEET DEEP HOLE. BURY THE HUMAN BODY AT THE BOTTOM, AND THEN PUT 6 FEET OF DIRT BACK ON. PUT A DEAD DOG IN NEXT, AND THEN COVER THAT UP. SEARCH DOGS WILL DIG THE DOG UP, LEADING POLICE TO THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE. Actual Advice Mallard
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I STAND WITH PHIL.

Actual Advice Mallard
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MATETE SI TE FALLA

SI UNA MUJER TE DA OTRA OPORTUNIDAD Y LE VOLVISTE A FALLAR NO SÉ, MÁTATE!!!!!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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Customer Service AAM

IF A CUSTOMER SERVICE REP CAN PLASTER ON A SMILE FOR HOURS ON END FOR YOU THEN YOU CAN SMILE FOR THE 5 SECONDS IT TAKES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM. Actual Advice Mallard
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BELLA? CLARO

QUE SI ERES BELLA? POR SUPUESTO QUE LO ERES! CON TU BIGOTE Y TODO Actual Advice Mallard
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Who gives a duck?

REALLY! WHO GIVES A DUCK? Actual Advice Mallard
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Actual Advice Mallard on Exes

IF IT WAS GOING TO WORK OUT, THEN IT WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT THATS WHY SHE'S YOUR EX Actual Advice Mallard
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