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Duck you!

DUCKS RULE.... ..YOU HOWEVER, HILLBILLY, ARE AN ASSHOLE.  Actual Advice Mallard

GENTE A TU ALREDEDOR

NUNCA TRATES MAL A LA GENTE A TU ALREDEDOR  EN ALGÚN MOMENTO NECESITARÁS DE ELLOS Actual Advice Mallard

How to win friends and influence people.

SHUT UP AND LISTEN Actual Advice Mallard

Duck What?

LIBERTARIANS BE LIKE WHAT'S DUCK DYNASTY? Actual Advice Mallard

BLACKJACK ATTACK TIPS

ALWAYS SPLIT YOUR CARDS IT GIVES YOU PROTECTION FROM GETTING BUSTED Actual Advice Mallard

Shut up

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU YOU ARE TOO LOUD AND DISTURB HIS SLEEP, YOU BETTER TAKE IT SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING TOO LOUD Actual Advice Mallard

Morning on this

MORNING MORNING Actual Advice Mallard

Te toca con nF

ME TOCA CON NF  CUAAAACUAAA Actual Advice Mallard

I wish more people would understand this

DON'T ASK LIVE CHAT REPRESENTATIVES IF THEY'RE STILL THERE. IT WILL MAKE THEM ANNOYED, LESS LIKELY TO HELP YOU, AND TAKE LONGER TO RESPOND. Actual Advice Mallard

por que podrías estar criticando a amor de tu vida

NO CRITIQUES POR LA MÚSICA O ESTILO DE PRESENTACIÓN PORQUE PODRÍAS ESTAR CRITICANDO AL AMOR DE TU VIDA Actual Advice Mallard