quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Actual Advice Mallard

How to cook bacon

DON'T COOK BACON NAKED Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

102 shares

Play by the rules

PLAY BY THE RULES WILL YOU? Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

121 shares

OMG !! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT SITTING DOWN ALL THE DAY

Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

84 shares

It actually works!

IF YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE BUT SHE DONT HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU TRY MASTURBATING YOU WILL FORGET YOUR FEELINGS FOR A MOMENT Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

145 shares

hahahahha so funny hahhahaha

DON'T EVER MEET EMIL NILSSON YOU WILL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF BUT IT AINT WORTH IT Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

230 shares

Too many people are getting caught.

IF YOU'RE ON A SHARED COMPUTER LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS, USE AN INCOGNITO WINDOW SO YOUR ADS AREN'T RELEVANT TO STUFF YOU BUY. (CTRL+SHIFT+N) Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

159 shares

Trust me, it makes her feel special

WHEN INTRODUCING YOUR NEW GIRL TO YOUR BUDDIES ALWAYS REFER TO HER BY HER NAME, NOT THE PRONOUN SHE/HER Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

165 shares

An Actual Piece of Advice.

STOP WITH THE PERSONAL MEMES! Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

128 shares

No thank you

USE THE ACA IN PLACE OF OBAMACARE IT WILL MAKE YOUR ARGUMENT SOUND MORE VALID Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

137 shares

really do

WHEN SOMEONE HAS HATCHED YOUR EGG AND RETURNED THE SHINY SAY THANKYOU. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

105 shares