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quick meme

GO FOR LED BULBS THEY ARE MORE COST EFFICIENT. Actual Advice Mallard

quick emme

CHOOSE LED LIGHTS THEY'RE MORE ENERGY EFFICIENT. Actual Advice Mallard

You will forget

SHIP  YOUR SECRET SANTA GIFTS YOU WILL FORGET Actual Advice Mallard

Brahim

SPREKEN WE ANDERS MAANDAG AF? DAN KUN JE ME ZEGGEN WANNEER IK MOET LACHEN Actual Advice Mallard

AUX Malllard

IF THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE IN AUX JUST DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT Actual Advice Mallard

The worst time for break up

NEVER BREAK UP WITH YOUR GF/BF IN HOLIDAYS, CHRISTMAS,NEW YEAR,BIRTHDAY OR SUMMER.  Actual Advice Mallard

Elevator Beeps

WHEN GETTING ON AN ELEVATOR LISTEN FOR THE BEEPS 1=UP  2=DOWN Actual Advice Mallard

Never drink a warm beer again.

WRAP A WET PAPER TOWEL AROUND A WARM CAN OR BOTTLE & PLACE IN FREEZER SET TIMER FOR 15-20 MINUTES & IT SHOULD BE COLD Actual Advice Mallard

Hangover Cure

FEELING HUNGOVER? JUST DRINK A GLASS OF WATER WITH AN EMERGEN-C PACKET. Actual Advice Mallard

Don't trust your automatic lights when raining

IF YOU SEE MORE THAN 3 CARS WITH LIGHTS ON CHECK YOUR LIGHTS TO SEE IF THEY ARE ON Actual Advice Mallard