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IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PICTURE YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT THE DEADLINE. Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl gives you a fake number...

IF YOU ASK A GIRL FOR HER NUMBER, WRITE DOWN AND THEN READ IT BACK BUT CHANGE ONE OF THE NUMBERS. IF SHE DOESNT CORRECT YOU, THEN SHE IS NOT WORT YOUR TIME. Actual Advice Mallard

Mop Plunger

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TOILET PLUNGER WRAP A BIN BAG AROUND THE END OF A MOP AND USE THAT Actual Advice Mallard

Works every time!

CA SA TE PRINZI DACA O FATA TE PLACE BAGA-I MANA IN CHILOTI Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU ASK A GIRL FOR HER NUMBER, WRITE IT DOWN. THEN READ IT BACK TO HER, BUT CHANGE ONE OF THE NUMBERS. IF SHE DOESN'T CORRECT YOU, SHE'S NOT WORTH YOUR TIME. Actual Advice Mallard

Cuac cuac

QUACK! QUACK! Actual Advice Mallard

pato pro-

NUNCA ESPERES A QUE SEA TARDE  PARA SABER LO QUE HAS QUE PERDIDO  Actual Advice Mallard

ALCOHOL PARA EL ESTRES

ESTAS MUY ESTRESADO POR LA ESCUELA? RON, TEQUILA O MEZCAL ES LA SOLUCIÓN!!  Actual Advice Mallard

Happened to me today.

IF YOU ARE BEING HANDED SOMETHING HEAVY AND FRAGILE START PULLING IT FROM THE PERSON'S HAND TO LET THEM KNOW YOU HAVE A FIRM GRIP AND THEY CAN LET GO. Actual Advice Mallard

hé martinez

 HÉ MARTINEZ Actual Advice Mallard