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Actual Advice Mallard

Spiders are your bedtime guardians

ALLOW SPIDERS TO MAKE WEBS AROUND YOUR BED IT WILL STOP MOSQUITOES AND OTHER BUGS FROM BOTHERING YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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be decent

DON'T GIVE OUT FAKE NUMBERS HAVE THE DECENCY TO JUST SAY YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED Actual Advice Mallard
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Get off reddit

GET OFF REDDIT AND SPEND SOME TIME WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS Actual Advice Mallard
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This is arguably more important than a toilet plunger AND a fire extinguisher

BUY A CONDOM BEFORE YOU NEED ONE Actual Advice Mallard
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buy and need

BUY SOME SHIT BEFORE YOU NEED SOME SHIT Actual Advice Mallard
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Assholes do this on every test day...

IF YOU SEE THAT SOMEBODY IS TAKING A LOT LONGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND IS OBVIOUSLY STRUGGLING DONT TALK ABOUT HOW
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Udnyt your time

UDNYT YOUR TIME AT HE CAUSE YOU'LL MISS IT SOMEDAY Actual Advice Mallard
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Fast food restaurants need a sign to suggest this.

IF YOU HAVE ORDERED YOUR FOOD, DON'T STAND AT THE COUNTER AND WAIT FOR IT PEOPLE ARE BEHIND YOU, YOU WILL BE TOLD WHEN IT'S READY Actual Advice Mallard
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"I'm so very thankful..."

I'M SO VERY THANKFUL... THAT I'M NOT A TURKEY... Actual Advice Mallard
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the secret ingredient is arsenic

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING WITH THE PERSON WHO PREPARES YOUR MEALS BE NICE OR YOUR NEXT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST Actual Advice Mallard
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