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Sometimes our jobs depend on how many of you fill those things out

GOT A SURVEY ABOUT YOUR RECENT CALL TO CUSTOMER CARE? FILL IT IN. THE AGENT WHO HELPED YOU GETS IN TROUBLE WHEN YOU DON'T. Actual Advice Mallard

Christianity Reality

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE A CHRISTIAN DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY ARE ONE Actual Advice Mallard

DUCK ADVICE

WHEN YOU'RE STRESSED ABOUT STUFF.. JUST QUACK IT OUT! Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go

COMPLAING ABOUT BLACK FRIDAY STARTING ON THANKSGIVING? DON'T GO Actual Advice Mallard

It's not just for putting on make up...

USE YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR MORE FREQUENTLY CARS BEHIND YOU ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS THE CARS IN FRONT OF YOU Actual Advice Mallard

It's just not for putting on make up....

USE YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR FREQUENTLY THE CARS BEHIND YOU ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS CARS IN FRONT Actual Advice Mallard

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VAMOS PA  UN REUNION  Actual Advice Mallard

OVEN FIRE

IF THE OVEN IS ON FIRE CALL 911 Actual Advice Mallard

Chris is a douche

IF YOU'RE CHRIS    YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE Actual Advice Mallard

Chris is an asshole

IF YOU'RE CHRIS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE Actual Advice Mallard