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lesson duck

DO NOT TAKE  DRUGS,KIDS! Actual Advice Mallard

TURKEY JOKE

WELL AT LEAST YOUR NOT EATING ME TOMORROW Actual Advice Mallard

Since it's Egg Nog season.

REMEMBER IF YOU DRINK OUT OF THE CARTON POOR A LITTLE IN A CUP AND SWISH IT AROUND SO NO ONE GETS SUSPICIOUS. Actual Advice Mallard

Since it is Egg Nog season.

IF YOU DRINK RIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON REMEMBER TO POOR A LITTLE IN A GLASS AND SWISH AROUND SO NO ONE GETS SUSPICIOUS. Actual Advice Mallard

This kills me when driving

IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY TAKE IT Actual Advice Mallard

Regarding Show Spoilers

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ SHOW SPOILERS UNSUBSCRIBE FROM ITS SUBREDDIT UNTIL YOU'RE CAUGHT UP Actual Advice Mallard

Toilet paper

CHANGING THE EMPTY ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. WILL NOT KILL YOU  Actual Advice Mallard

I smell something nasty!

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS EWWW SOMETHING SMELLS NASTY. THAT SHOULD BE A CUE NOT TO SMELL THE AIR.. Actual Advice Mallard

It works!

IF YOU HAVE DEPRESSION TAKE VITAMIN D Actual Advice Mallard

Melee Zombies

          NEVER FORGET                 YOUR MELEE WEAPON     Actual Advice Mallard