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sensible lunch choice

PREPARING FOOD THE NIGHT BEFORE SAVE TIME THE NEXT DAY  Actual Advice Mallard

Thinking of ideas for dying?

GET A PHYSICIST TO SPEAK AT YOUR FUNERAL WHY THE FUCK NOT Actual Advice Mallard

If you want

IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CLICK YOUR POST MAKE THE TEXT TOO SMALL TO READ IN THUMBNAIL Actual Advice Mallard

For the oblivious and new club/bar goers!

IF SOMEONE LEAVES YOU AT THE BAR SAYING

To all my gamer brothers

YOU SHOULDN'T 100% NEGLECT YOUR LOVER FOR GTA V GTA V END BUT SHE MIGHT STAY YOUR SIDE AND LOVE YOU FOREVER  Actual Advice Mallard

sirály koli

HA JÓT AKARSZ MAGADNAK NE TEDD A KAJÁD A 3. EMELETI HŰTŐBE Actual Advice Mallard

zombie problem solved.

HANG A DEAD BODY IN FRONT OF A WOOD CHIPPER ZOMBIE PROBLEMS SOLVED. Actual Advice Mallard

bumba (that's funny right?)

IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE BOTHERING YOU WHILE YOU'RE AT YOUR DESK MOVE OUT Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T PUT YOUR DRINK HERE

IF YOU WANT TO STAY AT THIS PARTY DON'T PUT YOUR DRINKS HERE Actual Advice Mallard

Off Campus Store

CHECK OUR PRICES WE'RE OFTEN CHEAPER THAN AMAZON ON USED BOOKS Actual Advice Mallard