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Jobs are cool

MAYBE TODAY’S RECORD STORES WOULD LOOK LIKE APPLE STORES — SHOWROOMS WITH IN-STORE VERSIONS OF WHAT’S AVAILABLE ONLINE, LISTENING ROOMS, “GENIUS BARS” AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE VENUE FOR LIVE SHOWS , THE WAY APPLE STORES HAVE A PLACE FOR IN-STORE APPEARANCES AND TUTORIALS. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never argue with...

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT FIRST, HE WILL BRING YOU DOWN TO HIS LEVEL, THEN WIN BECAUSE OF EXPERIENCE Actual Advice Mallard
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when in doubt...

WHEN IN DOUBT FOLLOW THE MAJORITY.. EUH I MEAN, CHOOSE RED, EAT CHOCOLATE, STARE AT GRUMPY CAT AND LISTEN TO KERSTBAL Actual Advice Mallard
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Well it's a duck, isn't it?

... QUACK Actual Advice Mallard
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Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts!

WORRY AND STRESSED? I JUST LET IT ROLL OFF MY BACK LIKE WATER... Y U NO TRY? Actual Advice Mallard
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when redditing at work....

INSTEAD OF USING THE MOUSE TO SCROLL USE THE ARROWS SO IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TYPING Actual Advice Mallard
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That will help

IF YOUR PROGRESS SEEMS DIFFICULT OR COMPLICATED TO YOU THINK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND IT'S SECRETS A BIT. Actual Advice Mallard
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duck loves duckface

I LOVE IT WHEN BITCHES MAKE DUCK FACE TO TAKE PICTURES Actual Advice Mallard
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A Good One

DON'T GET YOUR HOPES TOO HIGH ON SOMETHING AS UNCERTAIN AS A QUIZ Actual Advice Mallard
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