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Jobs are cool

MAYBE TODAY’S RECORD STORES WOULD LOOK LIKE APPLE STORES — SHOWROOMS WITH IN-STORE VERSIONS OF WHAT’S AVAILABLE ONLINE, LISTENING ROOMS, “GENIUS BARS”   AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE VENUE FOR LIVE SHOWS , THE WAY APPLE STORES HAVE A PLACE FOR IN-STORE APPEARANCES AND TUTORIALS.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never argue with...

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT FIRST, HE WILL BRING YOU DOWN TO HIS LEVEL, THEN WIN BECAUSE OF EXPERIENCE Actual Advice Mallard

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when in doubt...

WHEN IN DOUBT  FOLLOW THE MAJORITY.. EUH I MEAN, CHOOSE RED, EAT CHOCOLATE, STARE AT GRUMPY CAT AND LISTEN TO KERSTBAL Actual Advice Mallard

Well it's a duck, isn't it?

...  QUACK Actual Advice Mallard

Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts!

WORRY AND STRESSED? I JUST LET IT ROLL OFF MY BACK LIKE WATER... Y U NO TRY? Actual Advice Mallard

when redditing at work....

INSTEAD OF USING THE MOUSE TO SCROLL USE THE ARROWS SO IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TYPING Actual Advice Mallard

That will help

IF YOUR PROGRESS SEEMS DIFFICULT OR COMPLICATED TO YOU THINK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND IT'S SECRETS A BIT. Actual Advice Mallard

duck loves duckface

 I LOVE IT WHEN BITCHES  MAKE DUCK FACE TO TAKE PICTURES Actual Advice Mallard

A Good One

DON'T GET YOUR HOPES TOO HIGH ON SOMETHING AS UNCERTAIN AS A QUIZ Actual Advice Mallard