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GOOD RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

ALWAYS CHEAT YOU WILL PROBABLY GET CHEATED ON TOO Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU CUT THE PLASTIC CORE FROM THE ROLL OF DOG WASTE BAGS IN HALF THEY MAKE BITCHIN CYMBAL STAND SLEEVES Actual Advice Mallard
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Fool me Twice.

IF YOU'RE A TEENAGER AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE TOOK THE PILL DON'T BELIEVE HER AND WEAR A CONDOM ANYWAYS. Actual Advice Mallard
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[THE DUCK]

WHAT DOES THE DUCK SAY? DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGFINDINGDING Actual Advice Mallard
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For every reddit TIL...

INSTEAD OF LINKING TO WIKIPEDIA LINK TO THE ARTICLE'S SOURCE Actual Advice Mallard
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Because the slightest touch screws it

IF YOUR SHOWER TAPS ARE TEMPERAMENTAL RUN THE COLD WATTER TO ITS COLDEST! THEN ADD HOT Actual Advice Mallard
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It's true, sort of.

IF YOU WANT TO SAVE
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Is it fake?

IF YOU SUSPECT SOMEONE IS GIVING YOU A WRONG PHONE NUMBER, READ IT BACK TO THEM INCORRECTLY IF THEY CORRECT YOU THEN THE NUMBER IS LEGIT Actual Advice Mallard
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money ruins

WANT TO KEEP A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FRIENDS? DONT INVOLVE MONEY IN IT. Actual Advice Mallard
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facebook bitches

IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE YOU HATE COMMENTING ON YOUR STATUS BLOCK THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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