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Actual Advice Mallard

I'm going on a diet

IF YOU GET 2 DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND A MEDIUM FRY, THE DIET SODA IS PRETTY MUCH A WASTED EFFORT AT THIS POINT. Actual Advice Mallard
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Indica Vs. Sativa

DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS INDICA OR SATIVA? SMOKE BEFORE WORK, YOU'LL KNOW Actual Advice Mallard
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Smalltalk is easy!

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU A QUESTION YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT MUCH YOU CAN SAY
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This is a title.

NOT QUITE. MAYBE SOMETHING MORE LIKE THIS. Actual Advice Mallard
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How to fool patients as a new nursing student.

IF YOU WANT TO SEEM CALM AND COMPETENT WHILE DOING ASSESSMENT AND TAKING VS ON A PATIENT... HUM WHILE YOU WORK. PT WON'T NOTICE THAT YOU'RE FUMBLING AND FEEL JUST AS CALM THEMSELF. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tornado Advice

TORNADO WARNING ISSUED? SHELTER IN THE LOWEST FLOOR OF YOUR BUILDING! Actual Advice Mallard
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ASK AN EXPERT

WHEN YOU HAVE SERIOUS QUESTIONS ASK AN EXPERT Actual Advice Mallard
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asi que sos pato

RIDICULO DE MIERDA Actual Advice Mallard
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library probe

DON'T PUT YOUR OWN BOOKS BACK ON THE SHELF WE GET PAID TO PUT THEM AWAY CORRECTLY, LEAVE THEM OUT Actual Advice Mallard
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Movie advice

IF THERE IS A MOVIE YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T TRASH IT AROUND PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LIKE IT. Actual Advice Mallard
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