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I'm going on a diet

IF YOU GET 2 DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND A MEDIUM FRY, THE DIET SODA IS PRETTY MUCH A WASTED EFFORT AT THIS POINT. Actual Advice Mallard

Indica Vs. Sativa

DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS INDICA OR SATIVA? SMOKE BEFORE WORK, YOU'LL KNOW Actual Advice Mallard

Smalltalk is easy!

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU A QUESTION YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT MUCH YOU CAN SAY

This is a title.

NOT QUITE. MAYBE SOMETHING MORE LIKE THIS. Actual Advice Mallard

How to fool patients as a new nursing student.

IF YOU WANT TO SEEM CALM AND COMPETENT WHILE DOING ASSESSMENT AND TAKING VS ON A PATIENT... HUM WHILE YOU WORK. PT WON'T NOTICE THAT YOU'RE FUMBLING AND FEEL JUST AS CALM THEMSELF. Actual Advice Mallard

Tornado Advice

TORNADO WARNING ISSUED? SHELTER IN THE LOWEST FLOOR OF YOUR BUILDING! Actual Advice Mallard

ASK AN EXPERT

WHEN YOU HAVE SERIOUS QUESTIONS ASK AN EXPERT Actual Advice Mallard

asi que sos pato

 RIDICULO DE MIERDA Actual Advice Mallard

library probe

DON'T PUT YOUR OWN BOOKS BACK ON THE SHELF WE GET PAID TO PUT THEM AWAY CORRECTLY, LEAVE THEM OUT Actual Advice Mallard

Movie advice

IF THERE IS A MOVIE YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T TRASH IT AROUND PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LIKE IT. Actual Advice Mallard