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Tough Duk

TOUGH DUK Actual Advice Mallard
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Lap nap

ONE CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY LAP NAPS Actual Advice Mallard
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You will scrub till you bleed!

NEED MOTIVATION TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE? WATCH A HOARDERS EPISODE, YOU WILL FEEL THE INSTANT NEED TO DEEP CLEAN IMMEDIATELY. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wrecking Ball Disaster

WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A GOOD SONG DON'T RUIN IT WITH AN ATTENTION SEEKING VIDEO Actual Advice Mallard
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Awkward Boners

HAVE AN AWKWARD BONER? TENSE YOUR MUSCLES TO REDIRECT THE BLOOD FROM THE WOOD Actual Advice Mallard
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I'm 35 years old with multiple degrees and an extensive resume. I have to explain 17 year old mistakes at every interview

YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IS PERMANENT WHEN YOU TURN 18 AND IT WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE Actual Advice Mallard
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Trust Me

DON'T PUNISH YOUR KIDS BY TELLING THEM THEY'RE SKIPPING DINNER MISSING OUT ON BROCCOLI WILL NOT MAKE THEM BEHAVE ANY BETTER Actual Advice Mallard
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Evil Duck

EVIL DUCK! Actual Advice Mallard
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Hola Pajaros!

HOLA PAJAROS! Actual Advice Mallard
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A Gem from Patrick Jane

DON'T FRET ABOUT MONEY AND STATUS THE KING AND THE PAWN GO TO THE SAME BOX WHEN THE GAME IS OVER Actual Advice Mallard
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