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happy birthday boo

KAITLIN?  IS FINALLY 19? SO LAURA DUNN!!!!!!! Actual Advice Mallard

Girl Texting You

JUST CAUSE A GIRL KEEPS TEXTING/CALLING YOU DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S INTERESETED Actual Advice Mallard

What This Meme is Becoming

HUMANS GIVE NO CONCRETE SOCIAL CUES STOP TRYING TO CATCH THEM BECAUSE YOU WILL BE VERY CONFUSED SO JUST CONTINUE BEING CONFUSED INSTEAD. Actual Advice Mallard

Chapter 7

IF YOU'RE MORALLY AWARE, YOUR ACTIONS WILL TEND TO BE ETHICAL. Actual Advice Mallard

Saved myself a lot of regrets

NEVER MAKE DECISIONS WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY NEVER MAKE PROMISES WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY Actual Advice Mallard

Dating Advice

DATE A GIRL WITH LOTS OF BROTHERS SHE WON'T MIND WHEN YOU LEAVE THE SEAT UP Actual Advice Mallard

Message to Sal

SAL, GO TO BOSTON Actual Advice Mallard

Hidrate suas axilas!

HIDRATE SUAS AXILAS Actual Advice Mallard

Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok?

DO NOT TRUST THE RED DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

I know a Duck when I see one...

I KNOW A DUCK WHEN I SEE ONE... BITCH!!!!!!! Actual Advice Mallard