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Actual Advice Mallard

CHARGE YOUR PHONE!

IF YOU ALWAYS FORGET TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE JUST TO COME TO THE LIBRARY. WE HAVE CHARGING HUBS NOW. Actual Advice Mallard
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The Truth

IF EVERBODY THINKS SOMETHING EXPENSIVE SUCKS PROBABLY IT'S THE BEST AND THEY CAN'T AFFORD IT Actual Advice Mallard
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How to throw your drink.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO THROW A LARGE DRINK AT A CYCLIST, MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T A BIKE MESSENGER THEY WILL FIND YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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Avoid mistakes.

WHETHER IT'S AN ESSAY, AN EMAIL, OR A COMMENT ON THE INTERNET ALWAYS PROOFREAD THOROUGHLY Actual Advice Mallard
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Closed Cases

AS YOUR CASES GET OLD MOVE THEM TO THE CLOSED CASES FOLDER Actual Advice Mallard
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Work at a place with a tip jar?

ALWAYS GIVE BACK NICKELS/DIMES AS CHANGE, EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE QUARTERS PEOPLE ARE LESS LIKELY TO KEEP THEM AND WILL THROW THEM IN Actual Advice Mallard
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Mr Mallard

HI, I'M MY NAME IS MR MALLARD I'M HERE TO SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN AND STEAL YOUR BREAD Actual Advice Mallard
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Atom Duck

DON'T BELIEVE THE SHIT THAT SCIENTISTS SAY THIS IS WHAT AN ATOM LOOKS LIKE Actual Advice Mallard
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TO MAKE A POPULAR POST

TO MAKE A POPULAR POST ON 9GAG POST ANY OF THESE PICTURES Actual Advice Mallard
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mod pack IV

IF YOU ASK A MOD CREATOR FOR PERMISION TO ADD ONE OF HIS MODS TO YOUR MOD PACK MENTION THE NAME OF THE MOD Actual Advice Mallard
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