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CHARGE YOUR PHONE!

IF YOU ALWAYS FORGET TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE JUST TO COME TO THE LIBRARY. WE HAVE CHARGING HUBS NOW. Actual Advice Mallard

The Truth

IF EVERBODY THINKS SOMETHING EXPENSIVE SUCKS PROBABLY IT'S THE BEST AND THEY CAN'T AFFORD IT Actual Advice Mallard

How to throw your drink.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO THROW A LARGE DRINK AT A CYCLIST, MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T A BIKE MESSENGER THEY WILL FIND YOU Actual Advice Mallard

Avoid mistakes.

WHETHER IT'S AN ESSAY, AN EMAIL, OR A COMMENT ON THE INTERNET ALWAYS PROOFREAD THOROUGHLY Actual Advice Mallard

Closed Cases

AS YOUR CASES GET OLD MOVE THEM TO THE CLOSED CASES FOLDER Actual Advice Mallard

Work at a place with a tip jar?

ALWAYS GIVE BACK NICKELS/DIMES AS CHANGE, EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE QUARTERS PEOPLE ARE LESS LIKELY TO KEEP THEM AND WILL THROW THEM IN Actual Advice Mallard

Mr Mallard

HI, I'M MY NAME IS MR MALLARD I'M HERE TO SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN AND STEAL YOUR BREAD Actual Advice Mallard

Atom Duck

DON'T BELIEVE THE SHIT THAT SCIENTISTS SAY THIS IS WHAT AN ATOM LOOKS LIKE Actual Advice Mallard

TO MAKE A POPULAR POST

TO MAKE A POPULAR POST ON 9GAG POST ANY OF THESE PICTURES Actual Advice Mallard

mod pack IV

IF YOU ASK A MOD CREATOR FOR PERMISION TO ADD ONE OF HIS MODS TO YOUR MOD PACK MENTION THE NAME OF THE MOD Actual Advice Mallard