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Go Bucks!!!

NO WAY IN HELL I'M STAYING IN TEXAS. I'M FLYING NORTH! Actual Advice Mallard

Traffic Light Advice

IF THE TRAFFIC LIGHT IS MALFUNCTIONING TREAT IT AS A STOP SIGN Actual Advice Mallard

Reposts aren't bad, misleading is bad. And sometimes reposts.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST A REPOST DON'T MAKE THE TITLE SEEM LIKE IT'S ORIGINAL CONTENT. YOU STILL GET THE UPVOTES Actual Advice Mallard

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LE 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB THAT'S YOUR GOOD ADVICE Actual Advice Mallard

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LE 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB GOOD ADVICE GOES HERE Actual Advice Mallard

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YOU TELL YOUR

Never Defrost with Hot Water

NEVER EVER EVER DEFROST YOUR WINDSHIELD WITH HOT WATER Actual Advice Mallard

For chrissake

MEN WITH TURBANS ON THEIR HEAD  ARE USUALLY SIKHS, NOT MUSLIMS. Actual Advice Mallard

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I'M A DUCK ~ YOU'RE A DUCK NOW LET'S FLY SOUTH Actual Advice Mallard

It's Cold Outside

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE YOU KNOW AND IT'S FREEZING DON'T STOP, JUST NOD AND SEND AN EMAIL LATER! Actual Advice Mallard