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suave ladies man

SINGLE AND HAVE A CREDIT CARD? HAVE YOUR PET AS YOUR CARD PICTURE FEMALE CASHIERS THINK ITS CUTE AND IT STARTS A CONVERSATION Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice for the lonely lads

NEVER SHOW A WOMAN THAT YOU ARE DESPERATE FOR HER ( EVEN IF YOU ARE ) THEY LIKE CONFIDENT MEN, MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD, MAKE THEM LAUGH INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM IN UGLY SITUATIONS BY TELLING YOUR FEELINGS DIRECTLY Actual Advice Mallard
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when you dont have slow motion

IF YOU DONT HAVE SLOW MOTION DONT FUCKING MAKE THE CLIP SLOW MOTION Actual Advice Mallard
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Wanna met girls on 9gag?

DON'T EVER START WITH
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Please. You'll give them a moment of true happiness.

IF YOU THINK THAT A PECK ON THE LIPS IS A FRIENDLY THING AND YOUR BEST FRIEND IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU JUST GIVE HIM THAT Actual Advice Mallard
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When ordering at a restaurant

DON'T REMOVE INGREDIENTS FROM THE MENU IT'S THERE FOR A REASON Actual Advice Mallard
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NEVER EVER!

NEVER WRITE A UNIVERSITY PAPER ABOUT 9GAG YOU WILL NOT FINISH IT IN TIME Actual Advice Mallard
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oh too bad you cant shoot me

YOURE TOO BUSY DRIVING A BUS!! Actual Advice Mallard
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Ducks Bowl

CAN YOU HEAR THAT? CRICKETS Actual Advice Mallard
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The Bucks and the....

THE BUCKS AND THE....... ONTO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Actual Advice Mallard
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