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Actual Advice Mallard

actual advice mallard

ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD SAYS: IF YOU LUCKBOX YOUR WAY TO WIN A POKER TOURNAMENT HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO SHUT THE F*&K UP AND NOT BRAG ABOUT IT Actual Advice Mallard
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actual advice mallard says:

ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD SAYS: IF YOU LUCKBOX YOUR WAY TO WIN A POKER TOURNAMENT HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO SHUT THE F*&K UP AND NOT BRAG ABOUT IT Actual Advice Mallard
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Coming from a frequent flyer

IF YOU HAVE EXIT ROW SEATING WITH EXTRA LEGROOM DO NOT RECLINE YOUR SEAT INTO COACH Actual Advice Mallard
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Just dont

NEVER SUCK YOU OWN DICK JUST DONT Actual Advice Mallard
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the duck pond

THE DUCK POND: SERIOUSLY, PLZ DON'T FALL IN LOVE IN FRONT OF ME Actual Advice Mallard
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esa mierda q}

Q MIERDA JAJAJAJ Actual Advice Mallard
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How to deal with angry customers

IF A CUSTOMER YELLS AT YOU FOR PICKING YOUR NOSE APOLOGIZE AND TELL THE CUSTOMER YOUR GOING TO WASH YOUR HANDS. Actual Advice Mallard
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Your data matters to you

BACKUP YOUR DATA BACKUP YOUR DARA Actual Advice Mallard
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Le canard...

FAIS CHIER... Y A QUE DES PIGEONS SUR CE FORUM... Actual Advice Mallard
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It amazes me just how many people don't realize, this is the only way some registers will exit a fuel transaction.

IF YOU ASK THE CONVENIENCE STORE CLERK TO SET A FUEL PUMP ACTUALLY *PAY* FOR THE FUEL BEFORE YOU WALK AWAY. Actual Advice Mallard
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