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Actual Advice Mallard

I'm a web developer. Had a fun client today.

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A
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tell me why

TAKING MAP WORKS HELPS YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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its about that tiome again

WHEN YOU UPDATE JAVA DONT FORGET TO UNCHECK THE AUTOMATIC MCAFEE SECURITY SCANNER DOWNLOAD OPTION Actual Advice Mallard
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mallard time

DON'T WORRY YOU'LL TAKE TO IT LIKE A DUCK TO WATER Actual Advice Mallard
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Actual advice mallard

IF HOLDING YOUR BREATH DOESN'T STOP THE HICCUPS SUCK ON A SUGAR CUBE/A SPOON OF SUGAR Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to hide that webpage quick?

CTRL+W CLOSES TAB; CTRL+TAB SWITCHES CURRENT TAB ALT+SPACE+N (AND WIN+D) MINIMIZES; ALT+F4 CLOSES Actual Advice Mallard
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Actual Advice Mallard
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darling duck

FUCK A DUCK SCREW A GUINEA.....COW PUSSY IS GOOD AS ANY!! Actual Advice Mallard
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Zipper advice

DO NOT GET IMPATIENT WITH A ZIPPER THAT IS NEAR YOUR CROTCH Actual Advice Mallard
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As pet owners who are now facing a $1400 vet bill

IF YOU ARE BRINGING FLOWERS AS A GIFT PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT POISONOUS TO ANIMALS Actual Advice Mallard
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