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Actual Advice Mallard

always remember

ALWAYS REMEMBER FLOSS AND MASTURBATE Actual Advice Mallard
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Come Down

I DON'T ALWAYS LAND IN THE SPREAD BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE OF A KM CUT-DOWN Actual Advice Mallard
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Relationship Advice

IF SOMEONE SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE THEY USUALLY ARE Actual Advice Mallard
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Be nice to the dogs

IF A DOG IS EXCESSIVELY PANTING AND DROOLING IN A CAR IT'S NOT EXCITED, IT FEELS SICK Actual Advice Mallard
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For a good time...

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF LOOKING FOR AN EXCELLENT COVER BAND... GO LIKE DOWNFALL! THEY'RE ONE OF THE REGIONS BEST! Actual Advice Mallard
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Common fucking sense

WHEN SOMEONE DOES NOT REPLY TO YOUR TEXT, DON'T GET MAD BECAUSE MAYBE THAT PERSON WAS ACTUALLY ASLEEP.....FGT Actual Advice Mallard
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So many people don't seem to understand this when they say 'you must be on your period'

PMS STANDS FOR PRE-MENSTRUAL SYNDROME SO IF SHE HAS IT, SHE'S NOT ON HER PERIOD, BUT WILL BE SOON Actual Advice Mallard
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Truth for all

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING THAT DESCRIBES YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH AND NOT CONTRADICTING WHO YOU REALLY ARE Actual Advice Mallard
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Quackers! laccers

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK Actual Advice Mallard
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Anaheim Ducks at Pittsburgh Penguins

THOUGHTS ON TONIGHT'S GAME: BOY DO I LOVE GIVEAWAYS! Actual Advice Mallard
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