Chris Hansen Cat

Why don't you have a seat and explain your chat message where you said you were going to pound that dirty pussy

Why don't you have a seat and explain your chat message where you said you were going to pound that dirty pussy  Chris Hansen Cat

Wake Up

IT'S MORNING. AFTER RUNNING FULL SPEED FROM ONE END OF THE HALL TO THE OTHER FOR NO REASON I'VE DECIDED THAT I NEED FOOD NOW Chris Hansen Cat

Wake Up

IT'S MORNING HUMAN AND AFTER RUNNING FULL SPEED FROM ONE END OF THE HALL TO THE OTHER I'VE DECIDED THAT I NEED FOOD NOW I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU WERE SLEEPING Chris Hansen Cat

Deleted Site

ONCE UPON A TIME I DELETED YOUR SITE THIS MORNING Chris Hansen Cat

We need to talk...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THE BATHROOM IN A POOP FILLED KITTY LITTER BOX LIKE MINE? 'NUFF SAID. CHANGE IT! Chris Hansen Cat

Super Coach

HELLO, I'M COACH JULIE I'VE RESEARCHED IT, AND IT TURNS OUT I'M AWESOME. IKB IT.  Chris Hansen Cat

option choosers = loosers

LET ME TELL U A STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME LONG LONG AGO, A DUKE OF DOOKY HAD A GIRLFRIEND. HE CHEATED ON HER & BROKE UP W HER TO PERSUE OPTION # 2 UNKNOWINGLY I WAS OPTION # 2. YOUR EX IS MY NEW BFF. SO SINCE U CHEATED ON MY NEW BFF, I DON'T LIKE U ANYMORE. OPTION # 2 CHOOSES OPTION # 1   Chris Hansen Cat

Resignation cat

SIT DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ONCE UPON A TIME, I SIGNED MY RESIGNATION THIS MORNING Chris Hansen Cat

Bad news cat

SIT DOWN, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY..... ONCE UPON A TIME, EVERYONE LOST THE EARPHONE SPLITTERS.  Chris Hansen Cat

Sit down, let me tell you a story

SIT DOWN, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ONCE UPON A TIME, YOU'RE FIRED. Chris Hansen Cat