Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a big loud muffler? your civic must go so fast

Oh, you have a big loud muffler? your civic must go so fast  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a freshman and pre-med? Should I call you Dr. from now?

Oh, you're a freshman and pre-med? Should I call you Dr. 
from now?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you own a nikon? You must be a great photographer.

Oh you own a nikon? You must be a great photographer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.

Oh you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.  Condescending Wonka

God doesn't make mistakes? Tell me again about why he flooded the earth.

God doesn't make mistakes? Tell me again about why  he flooded the earth.  Condescending Wonka

You attend Yale? Tell me more about how you're the 99%

You attend Yale? Tell me more about how you're the 99%  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're better at your job then your co-worker cashiers? you must be glad your masters degree finally starts paying off

Oh you're better at your job then your co-worker cashiers? you must be glad your masters degree finally starts paying off  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're flicking off the camera in your profile pic You must be so hardcore

Oh, you're flicking off the camera in your profile pic You must be so hardcore  Condescending Wonka

You have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe? Tell me again how I'm so arrogant.

You have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe? Tell me again how I'm so arrogant.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a cross tattoo You must know a lot about Christianity

Oh, you have a cross tattoo You must know a lot about Christianity  Condescending Wonka