Condescending Wonka

Oh you just had a baby? Please, tell me every detailed minute of its day.

Oh you just had a baby? Please, tell me every detailed minute of its day.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are out with your girlfriends? Please, mobile upload all your shenanigans on Facebook

Oh you are out with your girlfriends? Please, mobile upload all your shenanigans on Facebook  Condescending Wonka

You have a terrible hangover? Go on about how you are never going to drink again

You have a terrible hangover? Go on about how you are never going to drink again  Condescending Wonka

Oh you hate drama? Please, keep dramatically complaining about it.

Oh you hate drama? Please, keep dramatically complaining about it.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're dating a douchebag who dumped you after sex? Please, tell me how all guys are assholes

Oh, you're dating a douchebag who dumped you after sex? Please, tell me how all guys are assholes  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are 25 and still on your parents healthcare Insurance? Please tell me again how much you hate obamacare

Oh, you are 25 and still on your parents healthcare Insurance? Please tell me again how much you hate obamacare  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have dance music on your cell phone? Please, play it aloud for everyone on the bus

Oh, you have dance music on your cell phone? Please, play it aloud for everyone on the bus  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to skrillex? Please explain to me how underground you are

Oh you listen to skrillex? Please explain to me how underground you are  Condescending Wonka

you honked as soon as the light turned green? you must have many important places to be

you honked as soon as the light turned green? you must have many important places to be  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink Guinness on St. Patrick's Day? You must be so proud of your Irish heritage

Oh, you drink Guinness on St. Patrick's Day? You must be so proud of your Irish heritage  Condescending Wonka