Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you

Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only count the first 151 Pokemon? You must be a huge Pokemon fan.

Oh, you only count the first 151 Pokemon? You must be a huge Pokemon fan.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink diet soda? You must be so healthy

Oh, you drink diet soda? You must be so healthy  Condescending Wonka

your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories

your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.

Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You just graduated? I want a Number 1 with extra pickles

Oh, You just graduated? I want a Number 1 with extra pickles  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time  Condescending Wonka

You constantly change lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get to your destination so much faster than everyone else.

You constantly change lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get to your destination so much faster than everyone else.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now

Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now  Condescending Wonka

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever  Condescending Wonka