Condescending Wonka

Nice tapout shirt I bet youve kicked so many asses

Nice tapout shirt I bet youve kicked so many asses  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watch Top Gear? Please tell me everything about cars

Oh, you watch Top Gear? Please tell me everything about cars  Condescending Wonka

Your car has a body kit? It must go extremely fast

Your car has a body kit? It must go extremely fast  Condescending Wonka

You're 15 with a dog tag necklace? Tell me all about your experience in the armed forces

You're 15 with a dog tag necklace? Tell me all about your experience in the armed forces  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink Blue Moon? You must be a craft beer expert

Oh, you drink Blue Moon? You must be a craft beer expert  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use instagram? Please tell me how much of a professional photographer you are.

Oh, you use instagram? Please tell me how much of a professional photographer you are.  Condescending Wonka

Your parents bought you an iPhone, a Macbook, and a car? And they're paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.

Your parents bought you an iPhone, a Macbook, and a car? And they're paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.  Condescending Wonka

You closed your facebook account? I bet your friends are crushed

You closed your facebook account? I bet your friends are crushed  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are giving up facebook for lent? That must be just like getting nailed to a cross

Oh, you are giving up facebook for lent? That must be just like getting nailed to a cross  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in high school and already engaged? you guys will be in love forever

Oh, you're in high school and already engaged? you guys will be in love forever  Condescending Wonka