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I take my girlfriend with me to get my hair cut because seeing another woman wash my hair leads to crazy, jealous sex.

I take my girlfriend with me to get my hair cut because seeing another woman wash my hair leads to crazy, jealous sex. Confession Bear
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I don't want to go out with the guy that likes me But I don't want him to go out with anyone else either.

I don't want to go out with the guy that likes me But I don't want him to go out with anyone else either. Confession Bear
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WHEN I GET WITH A NEW GUY I TELL HIM I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM SO HE TRIES HARDER AND THE SEX IS ALWAYS BETTER

WHEN I GET WITH A NEW GUY I TELL HIM I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM SO HE TRIES HARDER AND THE SEX IS ALWAYS BETTER Confession Bear
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4 Years in college and I still can't spell "definitley" correctly

4 Years in college and I still can't spell
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when friends ask for advice with girls i give different advice to each of them just to see which approach actually works

when friends ask for advice with girls i give different advice to each of them just to see which approach actually works Confession Bear
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I STOLE MY NEIGHBORS DOG BECAUSE THEY WERE ALWAYS LOSING IT AND IT WAS NEGLECTED AND GAVE IT TO MY EX-WIFE AND I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT AT ALL

I STOLE MY NEIGHBORS DOG BECAUSE THEY WERE ALWAYS LOSING IT AND IT WAS NEGLECTED AND GAVE IT TO MY EX-WIFE AND I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT AT ALL Confession Bear
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I bought my brother and his friends de-alcoholized beer So I could watch them act Drunk all night

I bought my brother and his friends de-alcoholized beer So I could watch them act Drunk all night Confession Bear
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I always drive when I'm with my girlfriend Because I'm afraid her driving will kill us both

I always drive when I'm with my girlfriend Because I'm afraid her driving will kill us both Confession Bear
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The people in the apartment next to me watch music on youtube very loud at 1-3 in the morning So I hack their router and lock them out of it

The people in the apartment next to me watch music on youtube very loud at 1-3 in the morning So I hack their router and lock them out of it Confession Bear
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People think I drink smoothies to be healthy I drink them because I put rum in them and enjoy day drinking without judgement

People think I drink smoothies to be healthy I drink them because I put rum in them and enjoy day drinking without judgement Confession Bear
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