Confession Bear

I THINK THIS CULTURE OF "EVERYONE-GETS-A-TROPHY" LEAVES KIDS WOEFULLY UNPREPARED FOR THE REALITIES OF LIFE

I THINK THIS CULTURE OF

I take batteries from my kids' toys and use them for my vibrator.

I take batteries from my kids' toys and use them for my vibrator.  Confession Bear

I actually like it when guys stare at my boobs it boosts my self esteem

I actually like it when guys stare at my boobs it boosts my self esteem  Confession Bear

I wear the same jeans every day

I wear the same jeans every day  Confession Bear

Whenever the cleaning guy at work comes near my cube I pretend to do work, because I'm ashamed that he's working his ass off and I'm on reddit.

Whenever the cleaning guy at work comes near my cube I pretend to do work, because I'm ashamed that he's working his ass off and I'm on reddit.   Confession Bear

I draw dicks on cars in the school parking lot I'm a teacher

I draw dicks on cars in the school parking lot I'm a teacher  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I'm mad at mom I step on cracks on purpose

Sometimes when I'm mad at mom I step on cracks on purpose  Confession Bear

My in-laws are visiting and I have an unexpected day off work I put on my scrubs and went to the "hospital" anyway, just to avoid them

My in-laws are visiting and I have an unexpected day off work I put on my scrubs and went to the

Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her

Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her  Confession Bear

I use big complicated words while fighting with my boyfriend Because I know he wont understand and it will shut him up faster.

I use big complicated words while fighting with my boyfriend Because I know he wont understand and it will shut him up faster.  Confession Bear