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When our home was broken into I went to my daughters room and threw away all of her Justin Bieber things. I told her the burglars took them.

When our home was broken into I went to my daughters room and threw away all of her Justin Bieber things. I told her the burglars took them. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I have sex with my boyfriend knowing he'll pass out after and I can watch whatever I want on tv

Sometimes I have sex with my boyfriend knowing he'll pass out after and I can watch whatever I want on tv Confession Bear
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Friend always said I would end up like the guy in 40 year old virgin His mom took my virginity before he even lost his

Friend always said I would end up like the guy in 40 year old virgin His mom took my virginity before he even lost his Confession Bear
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I was in charge of making T-shirts for a school club I purposely made all of the girl's shirts 1 size smaller so they'd fit nice and tight.

I was in charge of making T-shirts for a school club I purposely made all of the girl's shirts 1 size smaller so they'd fit nice and tight. Confession Bear
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I want to keep america fat because it increases my value as someone who is in shape

I want to keep america fat because it increases my value as someone who is in shape Confession Bear
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Sometimes I wish we could get rid of most safety warnings So darwin's law would take place and idiots would be gone

Sometimes I wish we could get rid of most safety warnings So darwin's law would take place and idiots would be gone Confession Bear
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I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up

I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up Confession Bear
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YOU CAN BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

YOU CAN BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. Confession Bear
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My wife and I own and run our own business I would fire her in a heartbeat if I could

My wife and I own and run our own business I would fire her in a heartbeat if I could Confession Bear
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my wife constantly abuses the thermostat so I turned that one into a dummy thermostat and installed a new one she doesn't know about

my wife constantly abuses the thermostat so I turned that one into a dummy thermostat and installed a new one she doesn't know about Confession Bear
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