Disaster Girl

My parents were scumbags Were....

My parents were scumbags  Were....  Disaster Girl

Kids are bullies!

MOM WOULDN'T BAKE ME ANY COOKIES SO, I BAKED THE HOUSE! Disaster Girl

Leaving me?

SO, YOU SAY YOU WANT TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE?  OVER YOUR DEAD BODY!  Disaster Girl

So, you want Blacks to go to Africa?

THEY SAID

Jeep battery

AMBERS JEEP BATTERY DIED PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED Disaster Girl

Bye bye

THERE WAS A SPIDER. WAS. Disaster Girl

Holy War?

             THEY WANTED HOLY WAR.                        I GAVE THEM HOLY HELL !          Disaster Girl

Operation Protective Edge

KNOCK KNOCK WHO IS THERE? IDF!  IDF WHOM? IDF BOOM! Disaster Girl

Mouse in the House

THERE WAS A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE           IT'S GONE NOW           Disaster Girl

la gorda vaga

LA GORDA NO QUERÍA CALENTAR... LA CALENTÉ            Disaster Girl