Disaster Girl

My parents were scumbags Were....

My parents were scumbags  Were....  Disaster Girl

FERGUSON QUIKTRIP

NOW... WHERE IS THAT QUIKTRIP IN FERGUSON? Disaster Girl

AnnaLee is da bomb

THEY FILLED MY HOUSE WITH CHICKEN I FILLED THEIRS WITH DYNAMITE Disaster Girl

Kids are bullies!

MOM WOULDN'T BAKE ME ANY COOKIES SO, I BAKED THE HOUSE! Disaster Girl

Leaving me?

SO, YOU SAY YOU WANT TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE?  OVER YOUR DEAD BODY!  Disaster Girl

So, you want Blacks to go to Africa?

THEY SAID

Jeep battery

AMBERS JEEP BATTERY DIED PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED Disaster Girl

Bye bye

THERE WAS A SPIDER. WAS. Disaster Girl

Holy War?

             THEY WANTED HOLY WAR.                        I GAVE THEM HOLY HELL !          Disaster Girl

Operation Protective Edge

KNOCK KNOCK WHO IS THERE? IDF!  IDF WHOM? IDF BOOM! Disaster Girl