Dwight

Heaven is a half-pipe

  FALSE. INTERSECTIONS OF POLYHEDRA ARE NOT EQUIVALENT OR DIRECTLY COMPARABLE TO THE ABODE OF GOD, THE ANGELS, AND THE SPIRITS OF THE RIGHTEOUS AFTER DEATH; THE PLACE OR... Dwight

GIANTER KITTY

I AM VERY BUSY THIS WEEKEND FALSE, GO SEE ONLY BEAST, VENDETTA DIABOLIQUE, & GIANT KITTY AT NOTSUOH Dwight

Giant Kitty

I AM BUSY THIS WEEKEND FALSE GO SEE GIANT KITTY PLAY AT NOTSUOH Dwight

Dwight

ONE PERSON CAN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.  FALSE. Dwight

July 4th Dwight

HUNGOVER FROM FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATIONS? FALSE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH FREEDOM Dwight

FALSE no friends

FALSE YOU HAVE NO FREINDS Dwight

Dwight Air Conditioning

AIR CONDITIONING MAKES YOU FAT. FALSE: FOOD AND LACK OF EXERCISE MAKE YOU FAT.  Dwight

dwight fact

FACT I BLEW IT WITH MY DREAM GIRL Dwight

#USMNT #GoUSA

BEFORE #USMNT PLAYS BELGIUM, THEY ASK, 'WOULD IDIOTS LOSE TO BELGIUM?'  AND IF THE ANSWER IS YES, THEN THEY DO NOT LOSE TO BELGIUM. Dwight

"It rained again this morning (so weird for late June)"

FALSE THE 30 YEAR NORMAL AVG RAINFALL IN AUSTIN IN JUNE IS 4.38