Dwight

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FALSE. ROSS, WHO IS HIGHER THAN TRUTH, HAS SPOKEN. Dwight

No Freezing

 NO! ITS 64° FAHRENHEIT Dwight

Dwight False 1

YOU GOT STUDS ON YOUR TIRES                                                                                                                                                                                          FALSE YOU SIMPLY HAVE PEBBLES ON YOUR TIRE. Dwight

Sports; False!

SPORTS HAPPENED? FALSE! BASEBALL HAPPENED IN KC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 30 YEARS! Dwight

False FFXIVARR 2.4

FALSE. THIS 25 HOURS IS THE SAME LENGTH AS THE PREVIOUS 25 HOURS. Dwight

Clean and awake

COFFEE AND A SHOWER WILL SOBER YOU UP FALSE. DRINKING COFFEE AND TAKING A SHOWER WILL ONLY MAKE YOU  CLEAN AND AWAKE. Dwight

Enterprise meme

OUR DOORS ARE ALWAYS OPEN FALSE. WE CLOSE AT 6 Dwight

Antarctica !?

EVERYTHING IN ANTARCTICA WAS CARRIED IN BY HAND? FALSE. MOST ANTARCTIC CARGO IS TRANSPORTED BY SHIP OR BY CARGO PLANE. EVEN THE BOOZE. Dwight

awkward photos

BEFORE I TAKE A PHOTO I ASK MYSELF,

huckleberry false

I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY.  FALSE. THE HUCKLEBERRY IS A PLANT. Dwight