Dwight

BALLER FALLER

I DIDN'T RESPOND ON PURPOSE FALSE. I DIDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING CLEVER AND NOW I FEEL LIKE EVEN MORE OF A JACK ASS. Dwight

PORK FACTS

FALSE.   THAT IS PORK Dwight

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YOU NEED TO BILL MORE HOURS? FALSE ALL YOU NEED IS WATER AND RATIONS Dwight

WHO CALLED DWIGHT

MATT CALLED ME THIS MORNING? FALSE. LANE CALLED ME THIS MORNING. Dwight

poop penis

 BEERS, BIKES, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Dwight

Pleeeease carry on, I'll bring popcorn!

NO PLEASE, CARRY ON Dwight

Fact: Everyone likes scary movies

  Dwight

verve sucks.

FALSE. CHIPOTLE. Dwight

Chad Ruins Everything...

Robots will take over.

FALSE. ROBOTS WILL TAKE OVER. Dwight